On Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan: "I'd like to guest star in that bed! I hope Ronson's a really butch top, and oooh I hope she's bossy...But I don't really like threesomes because they make me feel like a competitive eater."
On The Cho Show: "...Did I mention I'm naked in every episode? No, seriously."
On her parents: "Well my parents were kind of nervous about being on the show. Because at first they thought they were getting Punk'd. But you have to understand, in Korea getting Punk'd means getting taken out to a field and being shot in the head."
On doing a reality show: "Well it's a reality show, but it's scripted...so it's like the Hills, but we have eyes."
WATCH HER SHOW!..that's really all I can say, I have to go clean up juice.