Showing posts with label diets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label diets. Show all posts

Thursday, August 14, 2008

The Phelps Diet.

If you're looking for the next diet craze...











Don't look here.





Olympic Gold Medalist Swimmer Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories a day, more than the average person should eat in an entire week. And a typical day looks like this:





Breakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits. Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.





Lunch: One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.






Dinner: One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinks.









Mmmm. Chocolate-chip pancakes. I might take up swimming...or just get fat.