For the record, the Neutrogena Wave is freaking fantastic. And not because it's peddled by Vanessa Hudgens. If I wasn't terrified of really close-up pictures I would show my newly minimized pores, however I am, and so I won't. Your loss. Anyway, buy one of these things, they're great.


Oh, and Neutrogena, you're welcome. I'll accept $1 of the proceeds for each Wave sold. Cash.