Incommunicado

Looking back, it's hard to remember life before having one of these:

Now, however, this little several hundred dollar gadget is my lifeline. I finally got it back today after having suspended service for almost an entire month. I felt like a piece of me had been missing, I actually wanted to conference call everyone in my phonebook and make a homecoming announcement. Text me! Call me! Love me! I'm back people! At any rate, after trying for 10 minutes to figure out how to accomplish this mass call, I decided that I am a ridiculous person, and put the phone back in my pocket.