I'll let you in on a little secret about Oreo McFlurry's...
They are delicious.
But I'll tell you something about fast food employees in South Florida.
They just might be the slowest, laziest food service workers around.
Granted, they get paid peanuts and have the most ridiculously thankless jobs.
But if I pay you $4.00 for an Oreo McFlurry, it better be blended. I don't know how many times I've been completely giddy in anticipation, then gotten my McFlurry only to discover that the crushed Oreo's have simply been sprinkled on top and then poked through with one of those absurd plastic mixing spoons.
I've never claimed to be a rocket scientist or anything of the sort, but you don't have to be able to split atoms to know the difference between blended and topped.
McDonald's I will not be bamboozled again! Mix my cotton-picking Oreo's in my ever-loving ice cream!