For the curious, my personal favorite job titles have been (in alphabetical order):
Carpet Cleaning Technician
Coke Mule (no, I'm totally joking)
And there was also my stint as a Freelance Essay Writer (thank you lazy college students!)
In conclusion, I have no shame in my indecision, rather, I embrace it. So be on the lookout, I might be coming to an hourly wage position near YOU.